Conversations with Colby

"Mama, do you have boobs?" (me) "Yes, buddy, all mama's do." (Colby) "oh...."(giggling)

"Baby Girl, this is a tunnel, don't you be scared." (driving at night in Austria through many tunnels, Laney's eyes were as wide as saucers)

"Look Mama, I got a SNURF!" (after getting a SMURF in his happy meal)

"When I grow up I am going to have a big bath with lots of hot water and I am gonna be cozy!" (this after being told to turn the water off in the tub because he had too much in there)

During night time prayer: "Thank you God for Ms. Jean, for Samuel and for...MONSTERS....Amen."

me: "Hey there, peanut butter boy!" (he was eating peanut butter on apple slices when I got home from work) Colby: "Could you just call me Colby, please?"

"Papa, can I have my Old MacDonald toy?" (toy he got from McDonald's)